While I tried to sit normal, I found myself rubbing against the lady next to me.
I knew it was time to initiate the "sideslump". The sideslump is useful in situations like these. There are two types of sideslumps...the solo and the spouse. On this occasion I was able to use the spouse sideslump. I turned towards my wife so that only one cheek was on the chair...I then placed my arm around her. This is not a sign of affection. This is a strategic move used only for support. The sideslump requires balance as well as a tremendous amount of energy to maintain your position. Of course, there are some minor setbacks to this position.
The cheek that is being used will eventually fall to sleep.
This can create a minor situation when you are finally able to stand up. Next we have the "quarter crossover". Woman are masters at the full crossover. Simply slinging one of their legs over the other. The quarter crossover is where you sling your leg over the other...but it stops when it is parallel to the ground.
If you are overweight...this can be helpful in allowing you more space to enjoy your seat.
There is one major set-back...it takes every ounce of energy you have to keep your leg on top of the other. Because of this, it is important for you to wear pants. Why? The end of your pants can be used as handle to help hold your leg up.
The quarter crossover sideslump is not for rookies.
It takes years of practice to pull this off!
I have been doing pretty good on my diet. I have remained the same and lost a couple and remained the same. I'm down another 2 lbs. since I last wrote. That makes it 20lbs. total. Looking forward to the rest of the week. I have to start exercising soon to help the pounds fall off! No cokes. No sugars. Not too many carbs. Feeling pretty good. We'll talk tomorrow.
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I'm sorry I don't even understand but am assured you will sitting normally soon!
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